I don’t know who these reincarnated people are, but I’ve killed a lot of flies on the wall. 4 days ago
RT @nathanfielder: very soon https://t.co/4un2vP9byS 2 weeks ago
Kids today will never understand the voice I hear in my head every time I hear someone say “Call me now!” 1 month ago
RT @UberFacts: It would take you about 30 years to count to 1 billion 1 month ago
There was a buy one, get one free on cat anxiety beds. My cats’ never been more anxious. He can’t decide which anxiety bed to sleep in. 2 months ago

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